listening: bastille (obviously), twenty one pilots, keaton henson
obsessing over: in the flesh (tv), how to get away with murder (tv), proxy (book)
waiting for: vs., album #2, my birthday, summer 2015
So I am a new bastille blog and my dash us basically dead, so please reblog or like if you blog about bastille or the band members and I will follow you!!! :)
Interviewer: One of your fellow band members has a great name, Will Farquarson. I’m not sure though, have you heard of the US politician who’s been in the news recently, Anthony Weiner AKA Carlos Danger? There’s actually a brilliant Carlos Danger Name Generator online so I’ve put your band's names in so you can all have great names like Will Farquarson...
Dan Smith: Oh brilliant, that’s amazing! How did we do?
I: When I put your name, ‘Dan Smith’ in, your Carlos Danger pseudonym was ‘Osvaldo Hazard.’
DS: Oh wow, how do you spell that?
I: O-S-V-A-L-D-O. And Chris Wood must be related to you because his name is ‘Emilio Hazard.’
DS: Wow, we’re brothers. Brothers from another mother.
I: ‘Kyle Simmons’ came up as ‘José Enrique Badass.’
DS: That’s absolutely brilliant because that couldn’t really be more appropriate for him. He really suits that name, he really does. I need to write that down.
I: Well, it looked like Will lucked out again in the great name stakes because his pseudonym is ‘Narcisso Death.’
DS: Narcisso Death!? That is brilliant. That’s the same as Kyle because it couldn’t really be more apt for Will if it tried. Those names are just perfect!
IM SO FAR UP BASTILLES ASSES THEY COULD RELEASE AN ALBUM OF JUST KYLE MAKING VARIOUS NOISES AND I WOULD BUY IT DIGITALLY, PHYSICALLY, ON VINYL, THE LIVE ALBUM, THE REMIXED ALBUM, AND ID GO TO EVERY SINGLE ALBUM TOUR DATE
